What is your best clean joke?
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
Cara Alexander Stark
Legislative Director, Polsinelli Co-Owner, Cork and Board
“Chess players think checkers players are dumb. But I love playing checkers. Plus the red ones are tasty.” Long live Norm MacDonald!
Pest Control Operator, Art’s Pest Control
What is the last thing to go through a bug’s mind as it hits your windshield? Its butt.
Sasha McCubbin, LMT
Owner, Rehab & Restorative Therapeutic Massage
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
Owner, Yanis Coffee Zone
I don’t have any clean jokes. That’s the problem.
Financial Advisor, Edward Jones
A person shows up for an interview and the interviewer hands them a laptop and says, “Sell it to me.” The interviewee promptly puts it under an arm, walks out of the building, and goes home. Eventually, the interviewer calls them up and yells at them to bring it back instantly. The interviewee replies, “$150 it’s yours.”
Student, State Technical College of Missouri
What is a good song to listen to while fishing? Something catchy.
Physical Education, Health, & Service Learning Teacher, Jefferson City Academic Center
Why are basketball players messy eaters?They are always dribbling.
June Young Ones To Watch
God said, “Come forthand receive eternal life.” John came in fifth and won a free toaster.
Director of Advancement & Executive Director of the Blue Tiger Athletics Club, Lincoln University
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday — the rest are weekdays.
Student, Harding University
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels
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